"Some Like It Hot"

If you ever read anything I write you will know my detestation for Marilyn Monroe. I avoid her. With that said I managed to live 31 years without seeing this picture. For a while I was proud of it. But somehow (and by somehow I mean while filling up my queue I got lazy) this flick made it though. Final opinion: this film is adorable because of men in drag and two; she still bugs.

Jack and Tony are band members who get gigs at speak easies and are always broke. After a bust during a show and some bad hands made at betting, the boys are in serious need for some cash. Things turn for the worse when the boys are witnesses to a mob hit, and now the bad guys are after them to knock them off too! After much searing they find only job available: playing instruments as chicks in an all gal band. The men put on the drag.

Before they know it, they leave town and are one of the girls. On the train to Florida for the 3 week long gig they meet Sugar, played by Marilyn, who doesn't seem to be acting much because she is playing a dumb blonde who makes bad decisions. Jack falls for Sugar and has a private party in his sleeping car. 

When the word gets out that the girls have hooch, the whole train joins in!

This scene is super cute, and I would be interested to know how they fit everyone it that tight space! Tony decides to get the ball rolling and pulls out his best Cary Grant impersonation to win a date with Sugar. He pretends he is a rich, boat owning bachelor who can't find love. Sugar buys it.

With the help of Jack's new boyfriend, yes boyfriend, Tony gets Sugar on top of him. Naturally it didn't take long. 

Jack has a man in his life, rich cupid type Osgood (Joe E. Brown) who wines and dines Jack while Tony sneaks on to his yacht. 

After making her walk of shame from the boat, Sugar can't wait to get back to the hotel and tell the "girls" all about it!

I'm easy!

Things are going great until the mob boys catch up with them and learn about their cross dressing antics! Their only choice is get out of town. But how will Tony break the news to Sugar? What about their gig and the cash that they so desperately need? What will Tony do if he can't see Sugar in her "naked" dress?

The ending is cute with Jack breaking the news to Osgood that he is a man. 

This film was Billy Wilder's first comedy feature. Marilyn had extreme difficulties and in some cases needed 40 plus takes for 3 worded lines. She showed up late and pissed off the crew to the point where Wilder didn't invite her to the wrap party. 

Everyday Alfred

Alfie asks, "What have you done lately?"

Put Your Thinking Caps On

Here is some usless Oscar movie trivia for you.

What three films have won the top five oscars (film, actress, actor, director, writing)?

No Google-ing! Anyone know?

Oscar Nods

Like many other Oscar nerds, I woke up extra early to hear the nominations for the Academy Awards. As I looked through the list, I was a bit disappointed. I mean, the expected were nominated, but it just seemed so uneventful. No surprises. I feel a few were snubbed (Leo for J. Edgar, and Ryan for Ides) but it felt very choreographed. As of a few years ago, the academy went from it's regular 5 best pic nods and went back to the oldie tradition of 10. Being that I try to watch every film nominated, this makes my job so much harder. Here are is the list for best picture:

The Artist
The Descendants
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
The Help
Hugo
Midnight In Paris
Moneyball
The Tree Of Life
War Horse

I have 8 to go.

 My guess now is that The Artist will win it. We'll see...What films do you want to see?

"Too Many Girls" 1940

"Too Many Girls" stars Lucille Ball as Consuelo, a rich bitch who decides to go to college. Father is worried she will get into trouble, so he hires four football stars to act as bodyguards and keep an eye on her. Connie's college of choice? Why, Pottawatomie of course!

When Desi first sees Lucy in the film. He is blown away!

As the boys head to college, they quickly learn that the school is in debt and won't reopen until they get some cash. The boys put their pay together and bail the school out. Song and dance follows and the men are instantly popular with the ladies!

Don't worry gals, the new students will help!

The contact for the boys says no broads and no funny business. Clint realizes what a hottie Connie is and finds it hard to resist his orders. Connie still doesn't know that the boys are there because of her, let alone watching her every move.

Meanwhile, Desi (Manuelito)blows off his orders and gets busy with the ladies. There is a funny scene where he sucks face with a gal trying to guess her lipstick brand!

I want Ann Miller's skirt!

Pottawatomie's football team sucks and the all Americans can't resist the urge to join the team. Pottawatomie soon becomes the best team around! Trouble is, Clint starts to get love crazy and can't concentrate on the field. The boys try to get him to snap out of it.

Connie finds out the truth behind Clint and the boy's reason for being at school and she is furious. She insists they leave town immediately and miss the final game. When the school hears about this they literally send out a lynch mob to get them back.

What about the big game? Will Clint ever win his girl back? 

This film is cute, but in no way resembles "college". While the student body was dancing in unison I turned to the fiancee and asked him why my college experience didn't include choreographed song and dance. This is also the film debut for Desi, and the film where they iconic pair first met and fell in love. Ahhh...

Oscar Season Is Upon Us!

Here's a fact you probably didn't know about me...I am obsessed with the Oscars. Not the, "I love her dress who is she wearing" type, but the, "Sorry I can't attend your Oscar party because it will be distracting" type. It's a sport, and as of 5:30 am tomorrow, the game will begin. So I apologize if you notice a shift in topic her at The Affair, because if any new films are any good these days, they are most likely nominated.
Stay tuned...

"Flying Down To Rio"

This interesting film stars Dolores del Rio, Gene Raymond, Fred Astaire, and Ginger Rogers. Gene plays Roger, who is a playboy/aviator/band leader who gets fresh with the ladies in the crowd so much that his band is always being fired from gigs. He spots some fresh meat in the crowd and is quickly smitten.

Even Fred and Ginger had 4th and 5th billing at one point!

That fresh meat is Belinha (Dolores) who is already engaged but still looking for some action. She plays hard to get.

A young Ginger!

Roger gets fired again, but just in time to pick up a job in Rio! At the same time, he hears that new wanna-be honey Belinha is flying home to Rio and needs a ride. Roger tricks her into going with him only to have a crash landing on what they think is a deserted island. Luck Roger! He quickly finds a way to "break" the plane even more so he can have some sexy time with Belinha on the beach.

They smooch, then fight, then realize they are not as deserted as they think, and Belinha gets a ride home without Roger. 

In Rio, Roger tells band mates that he fancies his new gal.

(BTW everything about this picture is amazing.)

The hotel gets ready. The band is supposed to play a new show that will get the hotel rolling. Only one problem...they aren't allowed to get a permit for the show and can't go through with it! Fred and Ginger put their heads together with a plan.

And Fred throws in some dance numbers. 

Like they say in Hollywood...er..Rio, the show must go on! The band decides to rig tons of planes with scantily clad broads and have the planes fly around for hotel guests to see. Yeah, that sounds reasonable.

This scene is strange and awesome at the same time. Minutes go by with shots of girls, some wearing barely nothing, hoisted up on planes holding on for dear life as the "fly" through the air. 

Cue in the giant fan...

Guests seem mildly amused and Belinha's fiancee is not happy. He knows about Roger and is convinced to get her married right away to avoid any further complications. But what will happen to Roger and Belinha? Will the airplane trick get the band fired or re-hired?

This is the first pairing of Fred and Ginger. Fred was hesitant about their next film not wanting to be known as a partner act, especially since he danced with his sister for some many years. He decided to go through with it and the rest is history.